ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
