I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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