oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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