Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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