You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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