yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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