Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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