when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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