apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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