I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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