Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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