I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we're making bets on your personal life
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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