You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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