Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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