so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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