she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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