I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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