He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You're like the curious george of whores
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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