i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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