Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
God, I missed his penis.
the raccoons are back...
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