it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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