wat bout pragnant strippers??
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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