therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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