Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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