You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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