We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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