I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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