Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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