you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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