I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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