Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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