for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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