I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?