glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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