On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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