I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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