its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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