what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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