Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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