i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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