i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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