I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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