i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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