can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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