Duck Duck Cougar?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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