VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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