cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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