Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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