fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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