we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE