Christians are straight up FREAKS
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.