She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Houston, we have a blender
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.