is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.