I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...