i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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