am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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