I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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