I'm drive I can fine osifer
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
3pm strippers are depressing
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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