I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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