Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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