D3 body, D1 cock
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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