no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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