ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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