Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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Do I have a choice?
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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